IS MY SMARTWATCH SMARTER
(Or: How Data Tries To Take Over Even In My Own House) “My Smartwatch Thinks I’m in Trouble — Even When I’m Just Napping” Back in the day, if you were breathing, standing upright, and didn’t spill your coffee, that was enough proof you were alive. These days, my smartwatch needs confirmation every ten minutes — and apparently, I’m failing the test. Let me back up. I recently got one of those newfangled watches — you know, the ones that monitor your steps, heart rate, sleep quality, stress levels, hydration, and, I believe, your proximity to a panic attack. The incentive was an admonition from my primary care doctor who said that my oxygen level fluctuated too much and my blood pressure dropped every once…
